[STILL A LITTLE HAUNTED BY SILENT RECIP (Fanfic Flamingo) THREE YEARS AFTER EXCHANGE]
Yeah .. I give them 6 months. If they can’t even cough up a rote “thank you” I take their name off the story, the ungrateful wretch. >.<
(Yeah sweetie, I’m lookin’ at you.)
[REALIZE OTHERWISE-EXCELLENT CANON SILENCES AND ERASES FEMALE CHARACTERS. FEEL FILTHY. (Fanfic Flamingo) WRITE META. GET FLAMED FOR TALKING ABOUT FAIL.]
*hugs, then turns firehose of SHUTUP-THE-META-IS-VALID on flamers.*
[Douchebags in your fandom appear in your fics as douchebag minor characters (Fanfic Flamingo) SWEET, SWEET REVENGE]
This seems like a really excellent way to create massive fandom wank.
Only if they a) read the story and b) recognize themselves … which they never do :p
[DISCOVER AMAZING FIC (Fanfic Flamingo) ”You have already left kudos here. :)”]
Coming back for seconds? Clearly time to write a comment/review :p
[WRITE FANFIC (Fanfic Flamingo) EVERYONE ASSUMES ITS PORN]
Am I the only one in the fanfic universe who does not write porn?
Not at all. And even people who DO write porn don’t necessarily write it all the time, or for every fandom.
[Post the best idea you ever had (Fanfic Flamingo) No one likes it]
Truth: Readers will love everything but the fic you think is your best work. In every fandom you write for.
[90% OF FANDOM LIKES CERTAIN PAIRING YOU DESPISE (Fanfic Flamingo) YOU CAN’T FIND FIC WITHOUT SAID PAIRING]
Illidan/Kael. Can’t see it. Pretty much screwed myself into invisibility by saying so. :p
[KNOWS HOW TO START AND HOW TO END THE FIC (Fanfic Flamingo) HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE FOR THE MIDDLE OF THE FIC]
Outline says “Some stuff happens.”